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+ _______________________________________
+/ This started out with just some       \
+| ActiveResource bits and then roped in |
+\ Aspen and then Redis. Gads.           /
+ ---------------------------------------
+   \        \
+    \        \
+     \       _\^
+      \    _- oo\
+           \---- \______
+                 \       )\
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+                ||     ||